WUT
true story
How have I never noticed this before? How has no one ever pointed this out to me?
Because you weren’t on Tumblr three months ago the first time this went around.
WUT
true story
How have I never noticed this before? How has no one ever pointed this out to me?
Because you weren’t on Tumblr three months ago the first time this went around.
SCRANTON, PA—After nearly six years on the air, NBC’s hit show The Office ended abruptly Thursday when documentary filmmaker Ian Sheffield announced that he and his crew had all the footage of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company’s Scranton branch required for their project. “In retrospect, we really over-shot this thing by an enormous margin,” said Sheffield, adding that he likely had more than enough good material after filming a British workplace from 2001 to 2003. “We would have finished much earlier if one employee or another didn’t insist on being interviewed every three minutes. And I have no idea why we were invited to Jim and Pam’s wedding. All of that stuff is totally unusable.” Sheffield said that the footage will be drastically cut down and used primarily as B-roll for the planned 90-minute educational film about paper manufacture and production.
my morning
Worst. Math Book. Ever.
I broke pencils stabbing that math book while studying because sine and cosine are just so fucking unnecessary. I’m getting pissed off just thinking about it.
I start a new gig on Monday, and I am gathering up all of the necessary tools and supplies.
Besides being able to fix nearly anything, this little beauty writes in ultraviolet ink, lights up, and makes a cool sonic screwdriver sound. The prop sonic screwdrivers used in the Doctor Who episodes aired since 2006 were actually based on the molds used for this replica, so the props are in fact replicas of a replica. I will keep it stashed in my bag until the coast is clear, but it will be good to have around in case of emergencies.
Hey Sean! It’s that robot dildo thing you have!
i truly feel like most stores could get away with fudging the math like this. At a quick glance, my eyes saw the NOW price and then the savings. didn’t even see the prior price.
this is why Circuit City filed for bankruptcy.
In all likelihood, the game was originally $59.99, since that’s the standard new game price, and the fuck up came from someone hitting “2” instead, not the math.
Mark Twain (via soupsoup) (via banalitycheck) (via willzone)
Mark Twain.
(via dontcookbilly)
I really like this quote. Who is it by?
I find it hard to believe children EVER really have the fear in them when they watch movies now adays. How can anyone be afraid of a CG dinosaur or an animated battle-droid? It’s all bullshit. I learned to be terrified by the best. Jim Henson’s creature shop made mosters that I would learn to fear and believe in for my whole life. Back when children’s movies weren’t scared to have real, shit-your-pants monsters in them. I haven’t seen good puppets since Jurassic park(I’ve still yet to see Where the Wild Things Are.)
Here’s to puppets.
Let’s bring them back.
MASTER!
Let me be frank (“but you’re Marc!”) for a second and say, that for the better part of my high school career, I had no troubles with a ladies bra. None. But, in the just about three years I’ve been with Danielle, I have looked like an inept jackass every single time. What happened to me?
Sorry. I just came across this picture and this came to mind.
I think it’s just that bra companies are beefing up their security systems. I have also noticed this and have developed several crackpot theories.
I know, right? That shit used to unhook like butter, now it’s like the fucking Sloman Shield.
These days I need two hands and constant visual contact. They just don’t make em like they used to.
Guitar & Vocals: Jack White
Guitar: Eric Clapton
Drums: Steve Gadd
Keyboard & Vocals: Taylor Hanson
Bass: That little girl in School of Rock that Jack Black says “Turn that cello sideways and CELL-OH, you got a bass” to.
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I’d be tempted to let Clapton sing, but then he’d want to sing “Tears in Heaven” and I can’t manage a band when I’m crying about that song all the time.
(reblog or formspring to answer)
Guitar and Vocals: Tom Gabel
Guitar: Larry LaLonde
Bass: Stefan Lessard
Drums: Jason McGerr
Vocals - Bruce Dickinson
Bass and vocals - Paddy Costello
Guitar and vocals - Ryan Young
Guitar and vocals - Brendan Kelly
Drums - Neil Peart/Hennessy
guitar and vocals - Gene Ween
bass and vocals - Les Claypool
lead guitars - Bucket Head
Drums - Brendan Canty
My ultimate band is at least half zombie at this point.
Vocals-Bon Scott
Lead guitar- Slash (surprised?)
Slightly less lead/mostly rhythm guitar-Dimebag Darryl
Bass- Steve Harris
Drums-Keith Moon