I almost missed this with the whole being out of the country thing but you can all definitely suck it.
Fucking Creighton University. Last time I root for the underdog. Buncha jerks.
driveway gazebo (and snax’s butt) @snaxevoy #gonnabeagoodsummer
I’m going to post a list of rules for things you can and can’t do in this gazebo. It’s going to be called “Gazebo’s and Gazebon’ts”
This was going to be some dumb joke about how great seltzer is, but I just noticed that we have a “Live Laugh Love” wall thing that I’ve never seen before. Why is that a thing we have?
Much like the one in my apartment, my aunt probably bought it for you. I didn’t know you knew each other, but I guess she got a better deal by buying them in bulk.
What further details could you possibly need? Seems pretty self-explanatory.
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That difference is roughly 4 racks of ribs.
This broke my heart last night.
This would only be funnier if it happened to Tim Thomas’ fat, racist ass.
A single grotesque penis
My favorite/ least favorite Onion bits are the ones that make me self-conscious of something I didn’t know I should be self-conscious of.
Source: The Onion
Biggest scumbag in the league.
an almost perfect photo
Did you get highlights?
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