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I almost missed this with the whole being out of the country thing but you can all definitely suck it.
Fucking Creighton University. Last time I root for the underdog. Buncha jerks.
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driveway gazebo (and snax’s butt) @snaxevoy #gonnabeagoodsummer
I’m going to post a list of rules for things you can and can’t do in this gazebo. It’s going to be called “Gazebo’s and Gazebon’ts”
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This was going to be some dumb joke about how great seltzer is, but I just noticed that we have a “Live Laugh Love” wall thing that I’ve never seen before. Why is that a thing we have?
Much like the one in my apartment, my aunt probably bought it for you. I didn’t know you knew each other, but I guess she got a better deal by buying them in bulk.
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What further details could you possibly need? Seems pretty self-explanatory.
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There’s a big difference between All-You-Can-Eat Ribs, and All-You-Can-Eat-Without-Looking-Like-a-Disgusting-Animal-in-Front-of-Your-Girlfriend’s-Family Ribs.
That difference is roughly 4 racks of ribs.
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whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:
This broke my heart last night.
This would only be funnier if it happened to Tim Thomas’ fat, racist ass.
Source: ameriqueen
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ugh
A single grotesque penis
My favorite/ least favorite Onion bits are the ones that make me self-conscious of something I didn’t know I should be self-conscious of.
Source: The Onion
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Biggest scumbag in the league.
Source: seidsfromtheredline
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