6th September 2013
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ANN ARBOR, MI—Explaining that it’s just more convenient, local man Andrew Gomez told reporters Thursday that he’s gotten in the habit of placing a glass of water on his bedside table before he goes to sleep in case he needs to make a huge, sopping mess in the middle of the night. “Sometimes I’ll wake up at night, and it’s nice to be able to reach over and spill water all over my nightstand, comforter, and floor without having to get up,” said Gomez, noting that he usually places a brimming cupful of water next to his cell phone and unopened mail so that he can just awaken in a disoriented state and send the glass and its contents careening everywhere while fumbling for it in the dark. “Who wants to get out of bed and walk all the way to the kitchen to get a drink of water when they can spend half an hour in the middle of the night frantically drying off their possessions and picking up shards of broken glass? It’s definitely much easier this way.” Gomez added that, in the event he does not knock over the glass while reaching for it, there’s nothing quite like the taste of stale, room-temperature water.
19th August 2013
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I want to see Meth Lab Rescue on Spike.
Lydia: This place is filthy.
Declan: It’s not filthy, it’s just dimly lit.
John Taffer: I don’t embrace excuses, I embrace SOLUTIONS!
13th August 2013
I guess you can say I’m conservative in that I believe America was better before toilet paper companies felt the need to be so direct about what their product does in their commercials.
Also I believe Obama is trying to force us into white slavery.
18th July 2013
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Don’t try to tell me there’s a recession when the 1% are eating buns with this many seeds. #occupystoneharbor
8th July 2013
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2nd July 2013
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last night i made my friends sit through a power point slideshow of my panama vacation pictures because i’m a terrible friend
I’d like to see the rest of this slideshow, please.
2nd June 2013
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NOW I’M THE ASSHOLE THIS HAT IS UNCOMFORTABLE
12th April 2013
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I almost missed this with the whole being out of the country thing but you can all definitely suck it.
Fucking Creighton University. Last time I root for the underdog. Buncha jerks.
11th April 2013
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driveway gazebo (and snax’s butt) @snaxevoy #gonnabeagoodsummer
I’m going to post a list of rules for things you can and can’t do in this gazebo. It’s going to be called “Gazebo’s and Gazebon’ts”