I have a lot of thoughts during the day, but no one seems to want to hear them. Maybe if I expand my audience, I'll discover someone who cares, or that they are, in fact, stupid ideas.

15th May 2012

Photo reblogged from I haven't left my house in 100 years with 17 notes

nervousrex:

Those letters have been there so long it’s like imprinted (Taken with instagram)

Maybe I’m just too high on a Tuesday afternoon, but this is like, poetic, and shit.

nervousrex:

Those letters have been there so long it’s like imprinted (Taken with instagram)

Maybe I’m just too high on a Tuesday afternoon, but this is like, poetic, and shit.

Source: nervousrex

17th April 2012

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Jose Canseco is basically a real life Kenny Powers, except with the mistake realization skills of GOB. And his twitter is amazing.

Jose Canseco is basically a real life Kenny Powers, except with the mistake realization skills of GOB. And his twitter is amazing.

4th April 2012

Photo reblogged from Brendangerous with 62 notes

They forgot improvisational comedy stylist.

They forgot improvisational comedy stylist.

Source: brendangerous

4th April 2012

Photo reblogged from Firth of Forth with 69 notes

firthofforth:

siphotos:

Brandon Prust pounds on Zac Rinaldo during last night’s Rangers-Flyers game. New York won 5-3 to clinch the No. 1 playoff seed in the East. (Len Redkoles/NHLI via Getty Images)
VIDEO: Watch highlights of New York’s victory over PhillyDATER: Rangers rise up to No. 2 in Power Rankings

Hockey fights are the best.

This was one of the better fights between the Rangers and those assholes this season and just a great picture.

firthofforth:

siphotos:

Brandon Prust pounds on Zac Rinaldo during last night’s Rangers-Flyers game. New York won 5-3 to clinch the No. 1 playoff seed in the East. (Len Redkoles/NHLI via Getty Images)

VIDEO: Watch highlights of New York’s victory over Philly
DATER: Rangers rise up to No. 2 in Power Rankings

Hockey fights are the best.

This was one of the better fights between the Rangers and those assholes this season and just a great picture.

Source: siphotos

21st February 2012

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Explain yourself, please.

Explain yourself, please.

Tagged: Double R 4 life!

20th February 2012

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nervousrex asked: your post just reminded me of one time we were at the second boxhouse and you broke one of the bars on a stool and you didn't know what to do with it and you like stuck it in your shoe and ran away.

I stuck it in my sock, very carefully walked out the front door, and dropped it into some bushes. This was a secret I thought I would take to the grave, but I guess I can come clean now, especially since no one can possibly care. Getting this off my chest feels so freeing.

20th February 2012

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I spend so much time walking around my neighborhood really stoned and having awkward interactions with local businesses that I would be a little disappointed if I didn’t have a reputation as a real weirdo yet. I want to be on the same level as the guy who uses the pay phone on the corner for an hour every afternoon or the dickhead who rides a dirtbike in and out of traffic. I want to be a very minor, very local celebrity. I want to walk by people and have them start whispering to each other.

“Oh my god, there’s that guy. I once saw him knock a huge jar of tomato sauce off a shelf, mumble for a few seconds and then run out without buying anything.”

“Really? One time I was trying to buy a soda and he was in front of me and it took him almost 5 minutes to dig enough change out of his pocket to pay for a Chipwich.” 

“Oh look, he just tripped right over that kid on the scooter, like he didn’t even see her. What a mess.” 

15th February 2012

Photo reblogged from Ryan Hates This with 10 notes

ryanhatesthis:

You’ve Got Mail is a romantic comedy about people who fall in love in a chat room who work for competing bookstores because the 90s were stupid (Taken with instagram)

This is a blog post about a bunch of people from the internet meeting in a bookstore to watch a 15 year old movie and make ironic posts about it on the internet from their cell phones because the ’10s are stupid. 

ryanhatesthis:

You’ve Got Mail is a romantic comedy about people who fall in love in a chat room who work for competing bookstores because the 90s were stupid (Taken with instagram)

This is a blog post about a bunch of people from the internet meeting in a bookstore to watch a 15 year old movie and make ironic posts about it on the internet from their cell phones because the ’10s are stupid. 

Source: ryanhatesthis

15th January 2012

Post reblogged from I'm not unknown. I'm just uber-boutique. with 5 notes

Tebow died for somebody’s sins but not mine…

Tebow hit himself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage. 

Source: raptoravatar

14th January 2012

Photo reblogged from well, alright with 89 notes

wellalright:

haha i like how they’re reminded of the movie. the titantic was a real thing that happened. it could have just reminded them of the actual ship. that’s like if there was a bombing or something and the guy was like, “yeah it was just like pearl harbor. you know, the movie pearl harbor?”

I could probably learn this by reading the article, but all the pictures show it right next to land, so is that where it went down? And that was “terrifying”? Who stands on a ship that’s sinking a hundred yards from the dock and thinks they’re about to die? I would expect most people to just shrug and say “close enough.” Anything to get off one of those god damn boats.

wellalright:

haha i like how they’re reminded of the movie. the titantic was a real thing that happened. it could have just reminded them of the actual ship. that’s like if there was a bombing or something and the guy was like, “yeah it was just like pearl harbor. you know, the movie pearl harbor?”

I could probably learn this by reading the article, but all the pictures show it right next to land, so is that where it went down? And that was “terrifying”? Who stands on a ship that’s sinking a hundred yards from the dock and thinks they’re about to die? I would expect most people to just shrug and say “close enough.” Anything to get off one of those god damn boats.

Source: wellalright