I have a lot of thoughts during the day, but no one seems to want to hear them. Maybe if I expand my audience, I'll discover someone who cares, or that they are, in fact, stupid ideas.

7th July 2014

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30th May 2014

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i want to ask why but im not

i’m so angry because if I show this to my friends who don’t have tumblr, guaranteed they’re not going to laugh at all, yet i’m here laughing like an idiot at this damn video

Me in my next life.

i want to feel the wind through my cheese

~extremely important~

Bored at work, going through my likes, exploded with laughter at my desk.

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24th April 2014

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Somebody jumped in the muddiest part of the river.

Somebody jumped in the muddiest part of the river.

28th March 2014

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He would do anything for one of these poisonous cookies.

He would do anything for one of these poisonous cookies.

26th March 2014

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Remy’s new cuddle buddy (who he attacked right after this photo)

Remy’s new cuddle buddy (who he attacked right after this photo)

10th March 2014

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I have a new favorite gif. And I’m not biased about it.

I have a new favorite gif. And I’m not biased about it.

26th February 2014

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At some point, my clementine turned into a shriveled nutsack. Super appetizing.

At some point, my clementine turned into a shriveled nutsack. Super appetizing.

13th February 2014

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Snow Dogs starring Remy Gooding, Jr.

Snow Dogs starring Remy Gooding, Jr.

9th September 2013

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Scouting NY: The 8 best fake storefronts and phony building facades in New York City

6th September 2013

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Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night →

ANN ARBOR, MI—Explaining that it’s just more convenient, local man Andrew Gomez told reporters Thursday that he’s gotten in the habit of placing a glass of water on his bedside table before he goes to sleep in case he needs to make a huge, sopping mess in the middle of the night. “Sometimes I’ll wake up at night, and it’s nice to be able to reach over and spill water all over my nightstand, comforter, and floor without having to get up,” said Gomez, noting that he usually places a brimming cupful of water next to his cell phone and unopened mail so that he can just awaken in a disoriented state and send the glass and its contents careening everywhere while fumbling for it in the dark. “Who wants to get out of bed and walk all the way to the kitchen to get a drink of water when they can spend half an hour in the middle of the night frantically drying off their possessions and picking up shards of broken glass? It’s definitely much easier this way.” Gomez added that, in the event he does not knock over the glass while reaching for it, there’s nothing quite like the taste of stale, room-temperature water.

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