28th March 2014
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He would do anything for one of these poisonous cookies.
26th March 2014
Remy’s new cuddle buddy (who he attacked right after this photo)
10th March 2014
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I have a new favorite gif. And I’m not biased about it.
26th February 2014
At some point, my clementine turned into a shriveled nutsack. Super appetizing.
13th February 2014
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Snow Dogs starring Remy Gooding, Jr.
6th September 2013
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ANN ARBOR, MI—Explaining that it’s just more convenient, local man Andrew Gomez told reporters Thursday that he’s gotten in the habit of placing a glass of water on his bedside table before he goes to sleep in case he needs to make a huge, sopping mess in the middle of the night. “Sometimes I’ll wake up at night, and it’s nice to be able to reach over and spill water all over my nightstand, comforter, and floor without having to get up,” said Gomez, noting that he usually places a brimming cupful of water next to his cell phone and unopened mail so that he can just awaken in a disoriented state and send the glass and its contents careening everywhere while fumbling for it in the dark. “Who wants to get out of bed and walk all the way to the kitchen to get a drink of water when they can spend half an hour in the middle of the night frantically drying off their possessions and picking up shards of broken glass? It’s definitely much easier this way.” Gomez added that, in the event he does not knock over the glass while reaching for it, there’s nothing quite like the taste of stale, room-temperature water.
19th August 2013
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I want to see Meth Lab Rescue on Spike.
Lydia: This place is filthy.
Declan: It’s not filthy, it’s just dimly lit.
John Taffer: I don’t embrace excuses, I embrace SOLUTIONS!
13th August 2013
I guess you can say I’m conservative in that I believe America was better before toilet paper companies felt the need to be so direct about what their product does in their commercials.
Also I believe Obama is trying to force us into white slavery.
18th July 2013
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Don’t try to tell me there’s a recession when the 1% are eating buns with this many seeds. #occupystoneharbor