I have a lot of thoughts during the day, but no one seems to want to hear them. Maybe if I expand my audience, I'll discover someone who cares, or that they are, in fact, stupid ideas.

12th April 2013

Photo reblogged from Overrated with 5 notes

somewhatnifty:

I almost missed this with the whole being out of the country thing but you can all definitely suck it.

Fucking Creighton University. Last time I root for the underdog. Buncha jerks.

somewhatnifty:

I almost missed this with the whole being out of the country thing but you can all definitely suck it.

Fucking Creighton University. Last time I root for the underdog. Buncha jerks.

11th April 2013

Photo reblogged from zang! with 7 notes

thebeefjerky:

driveway gazebo (and snax’s butt) @snaxevoy #gonnabeagoodsummer

I’m going to post a list of rules for things you can and can’t do in this gazebo. It’s going to be called “Gazebo’s and Gazebon’ts” 

thebeefjerky:

driveway gazebo (and snax’s butt) @snaxevoy #gonnabeagoodsummer

I’m going to post a list of rules for things you can and can’t do in this gazebo. It’s going to be called “Gazebo’s and Gazebon’ts” 

Tagged: jokes that I'm hoping work in print because I can't pronounce them IRL

11th April 2013

Photo reblogged from SuburbanTragic with 11 notes

suburbantragic:

This was going to be some dumb joke about how great seltzer is, but I just noticed that we have a “Live Laugh Love” wall thing that I’ve never seen before. Why is that a thing we have? 

Much like the one in my apartment, my aunt probably bought it for you. I didn’t know you knew each other, but I guess she got a better deal by buying them in bulk.

suburbantragic:

This was going to be some dumb joke about how great seltzer is, but I just noticed that we have a “Live Laugh Love” wall thing that I’ve never seen before. Why is that a thing we have? 

Much like the one in my apartment, my aunt probably bought it for you. I didn’t know you knew each other, but I guess she got a better deal by buying them in bulk.

3rd April 2013

Photo with 1 note

boofuckinghoo.jpg

boofuckinghoo.jpg

2nd April 2013

Photo reblogged from pi lot with 18 notes

What further details could you possibly need? Seems pretty self-explanatory.

What further details could you possibly need? Seems pretty self-explanatory.

30th March 2013

Post with 6 notes

There’s a big difference between All-You-Can-Eat Ribs, and All-You-Can-Eat-Without-Looking-Like-a-Disgusting-Animal-in-Front-of-Your-Girlfriend’s-Family Ribs.

That difference is roughly 4 racks of ribs.

28th March 2013

Photo reblogged from Vodka is my Extracurricular Activity with 3,919 notes

whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:

This broke my heart last night.

This would only be funnier if it happened to Tim Thomas’ fat, racist ass.

whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:

This broke my heart last night.

This would only be funnier if it happened to Tim Thomas’ fat, racist ass.

Source: ameriqueen

19th March 2013

Photo reblogged from Gift Horse Dentistry with 129 notes

gifthorsedentistry:

ryanhatesthis:

ugh

A single grotesque penis

My favorite/ least favorite Onion bits are the ones that make me self-conscious of something I didn’t know I should be self-conscious of.

gifthorsedentistry:

ryanhatesthis:

ugh

A single grotesque penis

My favorite/ least favorite Onion bits are the ones that make me self-conscious of something I didn’t know I should be self-conscious of.

Tagged: my pants look ridiculous don't they?

Source: The Onion

28th February 2013

Photoset reblogged from Vodka is my Extracurricular Activity

Biggest scumbag in the league. 

Tagged: neckless asshole

Source: seidsfromtheredline

25th February 2013

Photo reblogged from Brendangerous with 12 notes

brendangerous:

an almost perfect photo

Did you get highlights?

brendangerous:

an almost perfect photo

Did you get highlights?