December 2009
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I'm home and I needed a drink
So I bought a Sparks at a package store near my house. The guy gave it to me in a paper bag. On the bottom of the paper bag there was some handwriting. It said “Tim Lee.”
Ed Koch Reviews Avatar →
brendangerous:
you heard* me
Oh my god. That man is crazy. I didn’t really know what Avatar was about before reading that, but somehow I’m even more confused now. I can’t imagine viewing the world as he does. I’m surprised he didn’t throw in “darkies” or something to go along with how many times he called the main characters “the whites.”
Can anyone remember a single moment from this... →
Two words, one lifelong nightmare: Lody Gogo.
Terrific Tumblarity Tuesday
The following is a list of people that I want to acknowledge so they will reblog this post to thank me.
j/k I don’t have the energy.
We just got a Christmas card from family friends.
There are no people in the picture, just a picture of a house on fire. I think they sent us a picture of their house burning down on their Christmas card, which is one of the funniest things in the world.
13461.) I'll never forgive myself for making you...
studentloansforbeermoney:
(via blogsecret)
Uh-huh, uh-huh, sure…
Wat?
They did anal first and then it made the relationship awkward.
Watchsynecdoche:
azizisbored:
The CW’s ‘OMG Moment of the Year’ from One Tree Hill
I can’t recommend enough that you take 30 seconds and watch this. This is maybe the hardest I laughed since I saw the end of the midriff episode of Curb.
i’ve watched this about a hundred times and i still laugh every single time.
Well, no wonder. It was directed by Crazy Joe Davola. That motherfucker who...
Highlight of my RSR career:
an Indian girl signing into room 711.
i have big, big plans this weekend
drwhat:
synecdoche:
iameryka:
kelmitchell:
synecdoche:
of getting extremely drunk and continuing to hide in my room and not think about funerals or relatives or how every december likes to beat the shit out of me until i have no energy to do anything except drink whiskey in my bed.
Hey! Stop stealing my plans.
P.S. Do you get drunk faster or slower in space than you do in any other...
Yo, I got one lyric pointed at your head for...
dogsdriveinhotcars:
Another one is pointed at your weak ass heart and if I pull the trigger on these fully loaded lines you’re gonna wish I woulda pulled a black nine. - Gangstarr “Moment of Truth” It’s gonna be that kind of day. Broosevelts practice later though.
I’m still driving around with the drumset hardware in my car from two weeks ago. Let me know when you’ll be around to...
Due to Lack of Interest, University Cancels...
On Monday, December 7, University administration made another surprising announcement on the heels of the cancellation of the football program. This would be the last semester for academics. After months of deliberation, the administration came to this difficult decision.
When pressed for comment, President Rabinowitz’s secretary said the president was occupied in his office with a cockfight. ...
how i met your mother
synecdoche:
is making me want a cigarette
Really? Because I just learned that smoking ruins bars, makes you cold, immediately destroys your health, and makes something as perfect as Alyson Hannigan unattractive. I’m never going to smoke ever!
Corey and Topanga didn't have sex til marriage.
drwhat:
Whaaaat?!
That’s weird, I was just thinking of the episode where Mr. and Mrs. Matthews go out of town and Corey invites Topanga over to have sex and he asks Eric about his first time and Eric begins with, “Do you remember that kid who used to live down the street?” and Corey says, “I didn’t see that coming.”
nervousrex:
orangealert:
The Hold Steady You...
If I had to imagine what hell looks like, it'd be...
dontcookbilly:
firthofforth:
caitygee:
- Amanda Fuckin’ Beneway
Been there. Agreed.
egh, that’s not so bad. In fact, it’s pretty damn amusing.
Being the only one sober when Billy Florio is wasted off of one Joose is hell.
Me talking to 18 year old chick I met at U Arts:
RutherfordGHayes: oh man!
RutherfordGHayes: did i tell you
RutherfordGHayes: my super sweet idea?
Her: which one?
RutherfordGHayes: haha
Her: you got a few of those
RutherfordGHayes: THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
Jake Day gets boned reblog
Jake is seriously on his way to becoming Charles Manson.
drubk.
emcum:
how did thius happen?
Discreet Mike’s Hard Lemonades will fuck you up.