February 2010
34 posts
Look, Grammy Man, don't be talking about "up and...
suburbantragic:
forminvoltron:
apowerfulbeat:
And don’t act like illegal downloading is “ruining” music. Because I think the Grammys are probably doing worse things for music than illegal downloading.
My exact sentiments.
No one who performed or won anything tonight deserves any money for anything they’ve ever done.
January 2010
32 posts
Sheensonscreen.com →
“Sheens on Screen is your friendly blog posting instances of when multiples Sheen’s [sic] or Estevez’s [sic] are on screen at the same time!”
Another innate need fulfilled by the internet.
Hofstra Chronicle →
studentloansforbeermoney:
I’ve been working on this for like mad days. I’m pretty satisfied. If you don’t go to Hofstra it probably doesn’t mean anything to you…
One headline says football cut after 69 years, two headlines later say 72 years. What gives?
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Is that ZZ Top?
(via dontcookbilly)
How is that a question? The guitarist and bassist of ZZ Top are probably the most identifiable people in pop culture.
I hate being awake so much earlier than...
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Tumblr is quiet.
A little too quiet. I guess it’s just the calm before the Jersey Shore liveblog storm.
How Can MTV Follow Up Jersey Shore? Massholes. →
dontcookbilly:
synecdoche:
no, no, no, no, no. this would be fucking terrible. i can appreciate the people on jersey shore for their hilarious trashiness, i cannot appreciate anything involving massholes and their complete obnoxiousness.
and if i really wanted to watch a bunch of massholes yell for an hour about who lives closer to boston or whatever the fuck, i would just watch paige in a...
“I think he’s funny, but I don’t understand why he has to scream...”
– Paige Hill, in what is sure to be the most ironic statement of the new decade, talking about Steve Harvey.
“One day soon we’ll all be wearing our ironic chest-slings or Ed Hardy...”
– Amelie Gillette, The A.V. Club’s Hater about JWoww’s clothing line and you assholes chasing Snooki around Hofstra bars.
HERE, INTERNET. YOU WANT IT, BRYAN? DO YOU REALLY...
theangryprojectionist:
synecdoche:
caitygee:
theangryprojectionist:
caitygee:
I WENT CRAZY. YUP, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED. I HAD A FUCKING FULLBLOWN BREAK DOWN, WENT BATSHIT FUCKING INSANE, GAINED 80 FUCKING POUNDS AND WE BROKE UP.
THERE, THAT’S THE FUCKING STORY.
now i’m going out for a goddamn cigarette. so please, bryan fucking menegus, leave me the goddamn fucking shit alone. please.
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“I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want...”
– Conan O Brien (via chaoschaoschaos) (via fuckyeahconanobrien) (via lonelytourist) (via nightinnantes) (via archofroses) (via therestlessheart) (via firthofforth) (via dontcookbilly)
I really love that he’s being bitter about this. I’m glad he’s taking a stand against this...
While looking for the popular 1980s metal film...
the third search result was “The Taking of Pelham 123.” Take that, bald Travolta.
“Being a Yankee fan is like going to a casino and rooting for the house…...”
– Doug Stanhope.
His “No Refunds” set was great. I should have listened to you way longer ago raptoravatar
I just started watching Adventureland, I really...
(via veronicathenoseylady)
I really thought Kristen Stewart was going to be in Zombieland until it ended and she never showed up.
Also, I don’t like Jesse Eisenberg. He’s just a Jewish Michael Cera, except he didn’t play George Michael Bluth, so I feel no connection to him.
Fucking friends.
We played Pictionary instead of watching Jersey Shore and now there are 5 different people who have liveblogged it to make it seem like the most absurd episode ever. And MTV isn’t replaying it again tonight. Fucking everything.
I never thought I’d be upset about not being able to watch an MTV reality show.
Types of GPOYWs/SNPDs
synecdoche:
acewepeel:
The Suspiciously Out of Date Picture: You decide to post pictures of yourself from two years ago, since that was probably before you got fat and actually had friends to take pictures with.
Heh.
