I have a lot of thoughts during the day, but no one seems to want to hear them. Maybe if I expand my audience, I'll discover someone who cares, or that they are, in fact, stupid ideas.
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Things Brendan Smyth said to me
- Old Bay tastes like horse jizz.
- He hates novelty music.
- He hates novelty candy.
- Cal Ripken’s streak of consecutive games played is the most overrated achievement in sports.
- “Troy Aikman? More like Troy Gaykman! It’s funny because I hate Dallas Cowboys players and homosexuals.”
- His last name is pronounced sm-eye-th.
He prefers to go by his initials, B.J. Smyth, or just plain ole Fellatio.
He believes that puns are the lowest form of humor.
Source: huskerdont
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dontcookbilly reblogged this from cosmicfriend and added:
He’s a democrat. Or maybe a republican. Definitely one of the big two.
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cosmicfriend reblogged this from kelmitchell and added:
He believes that puns are the lowest form of humor.
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kelmitchell reblogged this from huskerdont and added:
prefers to go by his initials, B.J. Smyth, or just plain ole Fellatio.
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