I have a lot of thoughts during the day, but no one seems to want to hear them. Maybe if I expand my audience, I'll discover someone who cares, or that they are, in fact, stupid ideas.
This is a photo of R.L. Stine from his wikipedia article. Unfortunately, his real name is Robert Lawrence Stine, which totally crushes my pet theory that his name was a rough anagram for the letters (R,S,T,L,N,E) that they give everyone in the bonus round of Wheel of Fortune.
