I see everything twice.

Home Alone: Retribution This is amazingly well done.

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:14:00 -0500

Home Alone: Retribution

This is amazingly well done.

synecdoche: MERRY CHRISTMAS I was wondering what was taking so...

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:19:26 -0500

synecdoche:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I was wondering what was taking so long.

(via nsfwunlessyourjoballowsblowjobs) I just thought about this...

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:53:05 -0500

(via nsfwunlessyourjoballowsblowjobs)

I just thought about this picture today for some reason, so I did some digging to find it. I feel like too few people have seen it, which is a shame because it really is spectacular.

studentloansforbeermoney: dontcookbilly: (via caitygee) this...

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:21:42 -0500

studentloansforbeermoney:

dontcookbilly:

(via caitygee)

this is true

Very true. But there needs to be like another four percent added in for “soliciting sex from girls you knew in highschool” I think.

In my experience, before I disabled Facebook chat permanently, it was 90% people I didn’t want to talk to, which is why I never talked to them on AIM in the first place and they to resort to that glitchy piece of shit.

I'm home and I needed a drink

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:50:29 -0500

So I bought a Sparks at a package store near my house. The guy gave it to me in a paper bag. On the bottom of the paper bag there was some handwriting. It said “Tim Lee.”

(via itsalwayssunny) God damn, he looks 15.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:33:06 -0500

(via itsalwayssunny)

God damn, he looks 15.

synecdoche: BOOK IN PANTS Just when I thought his face was too...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:42:54 -0500

synecdoche:

BOOK IN PANTS

Just when I thought his face was too ridiculously weird looking to be real, he had to go and wear a hat like that.

Ed Koch Reviews Avatar

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:08:11 -0500

Ed Koch Reviews Avatar:

brendangerous:

you heard* me

Oh my god. That man is crazy. I didn’t really know what Avatar was about before reading that, but somehow I’m even more confused now. I can’t imagine viewing the world as he does. I’m surprised he didn’t throw in “darkies” or something to go along with how many times he called the main characters “the whites.”

Can anyone remember a single moment from this year’s MTV Video Awards that provided more enduring entertainment value than West blurting, “I’ma let you finish…?”

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:38:00 -0500

Can anyone remember a single moment from this year’s MTV Video Awards that provided more enduring entertainment value than West blurting, “I’ma let you finish…?”:

Two words, one lifelong nightmare: Lody Gogo.

plasticktiger: I applied for a dog walking job. I know the...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:42:09 -0500

plasticktiger:

I applied for a dog walking job. I know the owners of the company maybe don’t need to use correct spelling or grammar on the reg since they are busy taking care of pets and they probably regularly misuse there their they’re, but I am not sure I’m ready for employers who spell opportunity like that. But I suppose beggars can’t be choosers. And plus it’s DOG WALKING I LOVE DOGS!

I like how they yelled everything except “Thank you.” That isn’t very polite.

Terrific Tumblarity Tuesday

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:02:40 -0500

The following is a list of people that I want to acknowledge so they will reblog this post to thank me.

j/k I don’t have the energy.

We just got a Christmas card from family friends.

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:31:17 -0500

There are no people in the picture, just a picture of a house on fire. I think they sent us a picture of their house burning down on their Christmas card, which is one of the funniest things in the world.

13461.) I'll never forgive myself for making you see the dark before you ever got to see the light. <\3

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:03:15 -0500

studentloansforbeermoney:

(via blogsecret)

Uh-huh, uh-huh, sure…

Wat?

They did anal first and then it made the relationship awkward.

My favorite photos are the ones I find in my friends’ real...

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:37:57 -0500

My favorite photos are the ones I find in my friends’ real facebook albums.

synecdoche: azizisbored: The CW’s ‘OMG Moment of the Year’...

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:21:16 -0500

synecdoche:

azizisbored:

The CW’s ‘OMG Moment of the Year’ from One Tree Hill

I can’t recommend enough that you take 30 seconds and watch this. This is maybe the hardest I laughed since I saw the end of the midriff episode of Curb.

i’ve watched this about a hundred times and i still laugh every single time.

Well, no wonder. It was directed by Crazy Joe Davola. That motherfucker who dresses like a clown and kicked Kramer in the head.

If I ever decide to commit genocide, I know who my first 344,295...

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:04:59 -0500

If I ever decide to commit genocide, I know who my first 344,295 victims will be. Just because you fucks don’t know how to drive doesn’t mean you get to regulate the speed for the rest of us. Get the fuck out of the way.